Snooze

07:30 -  Alarm rings, hits snooze. 08:16 - Rushes to bathroom. Fixes comb over. 08:35 - Stuck in Traffic. 08:50 - Orders the usual. 08:52 - Pays 5 dollars on Credit. 09:08 - 8 minutes late to work. No one cares. 09:30 - Checks Bank account. It’s Red. 10:00 - Boss calls a meeting. Notices a coffee stain. 10:30 - Finds men’s fitness articles. 10:35 - Researches author. Discovers overweight women. 12:00 - Has lunch with friends. Doesn’t listen to anything they say. 12:20 - Gets upset about executive bankers getting paid too much. Friends nod. 12:55 - Pays for friends with credit. 13:00 - See’s cute girl in cubicle near him. 13:10 - Tries to start a conversation on inner-company communication system. 13:11 - Trash talks the boss. 13:13 - Asks her out. 13:14 - Fails. Surfs the internet. 14:30 - Gets some mediocre work done. 15:45 - Notices student loan payment notification. Due tomorrow. 15:50 - Looks for new job on craigslist. 16:20 - Finds one. Doesn’t apply. 16:30 - Receives email from boss. Surfs Facebook. 17:00 - Responds to email. Leaves work. 17:20 - Happy Hour. 17:45 - Gets mad. Isn’t going to win the bet. 17:55 - Complains to friends that athletes get paid too much.   18:00 - Has a conversation: Suit guy at the bar asks, “Why are you here?” - “What do you mean?” “Why are you here, eating wings?” - “To watch the game. Why?” “So you’re paying money to watch the game?” - “No, I’m paying money for the wings.” “Never mind buddy, take care.” 19:00 - Games over. Bet Lost. Rushes home for TV. 21:00 - Sips Coke. Hope it helps sobriety. 23:00 - Goes to bed.

Wishes he had more time.

07:30 - Alarm rings, hits snooze. - JL

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