07:30 - Alarm rings, hits snooze.
08:16 - Rushes to bathroom. Fixes comb over.
08:35 - Stuck in Traffic.
08:50 - Orders the usual.
08:52 - Pays 5 dollars on Credit.
09:08 - 8 minutes late to work. No one cares.
09:30 - Checks Bank account. It’s Red.
10:00 - Boss calls a meeting. Notices a coffee stain.
10:30 - Finds men’s fitness articles.
10:35 - Researches author. Discovers overweight women.
12:00 - Has lunch with friends. Doesn’t listen to anything they say.
12:20 - Gets upset about executive bankers getting paid too much. Friends nod.
12:55 - Pays for friends with credit.
13:00 - See’s cute girl in cubicle near him.
13:10 - Tries to start a conversation on inner-company communication system.
13:11 - Trash talks the boss.
13:13 - Asks her out.
13:14 - Fails. Surfs the internet.
14:30 - Gets some mediocre work done.
15:45 - Notices student loan payment notification. Due tomorrow.
15:50 - Looks for new job on craigslist. 16:20 - Finds one. Doesn’t apply.
16:30 - Receives email from boss. Surfs Facebook.
17:00 - Responds to email. Leaves work.
17:20 - Happy Hour.
17:45 - Gets mad. Isn’t going to win the bet.
17:55 - Complains to friends that athletes get paid too much.
18:00 - Has a conversation: Suit guy at the bar asks, “Why are you here?” - “What do you mean?” “Why are you here, eating wings?” - “To watch the game. Why?” “So you’re paying money to watch the game?” - “No, I’m paying money for the wings.” “Never mind buddy, take care.”
19:00 - Games over. Bet Lost. Rushes home for TV.
21:00 - Sips Coke. Hope it helps sobriety. 23:00 - Goes to bed.
Wishes he had more time.
07:30 - Alarm rings, hits snooze. - JL